Because Kevin Rudd don't take no shit.
"Get me fired?
Fine bitch, i'mma crawl back to the top of this pile and take you out. Just you watch.."
He didn't give up, and Gillard is now retiring. Weak.
That takes balls, especially on a world stage, and after the last 3 years she's successfully proved that what our leader actually needs is physical balls, and with Tony Abbott's trunks in such tightly strung disorder and disarray we can't even be sure on his sperm count thus rendering his balls useless.
So there it it, I'm voting Labor because I am a sexist pig and I wanted an excuse to talk about Prime Ministerial balls but.. Furthermore.
I'm against gay marriage, but not for the reason everyone else may be. I believe all marriage is ridiculous. You love someone and want to spend your life with them, then do it! You shouldn't have to have a piece of paper to prove your love too each other. We claim this paper protects a couples rights, but it doesn't. It protects a hypothetical future fiscal interest in to someone else's estate at the time you separate, and a person on that wavelength is not someone you want to be married too.
So I oppose heterosexual marriage as an archaic institution, but on a basic human equality level mixed with the fact that no one is going to go along with my grandiose theory, then yes, gay marriage should be made legal, so that gay men and women have the right to steal from their exes just as much as us straight people do.
I have been a long time fan of pornography and general downloads (but mainly pornography) and the Coalition's broadband network will destroy my rhythm entirely by not servicing me with decent enough data speeds to comfortably reach climax.
The ALP believe a woman's body is her own choice and have and will continue to make steps for abortion options for young women. Although I said before that I am sexist, what I specifically mean is that I don't like being told what to do and what to think by a woman I don't know, yes that IS sexism as I can accept it easier from a man. A fault in my character? Indeed, but I can address it and admit to it.
But a woman should not be told what to do at any point with her body by the state.
Not only as Abbott an opponent of abortion he is an opponent of stem cell research and this negating the life saving abilities to study and potentially cure diseases that claim so many lives needlessly every day.
Debt? We're fucked either way. But Kevin gave us all a couple hundred bucks about 4 years back so I guess we can repay a bit extra in to taxes to help the brother that admit to white Australia's history of racial vilification for 200 odd years, right? The last Liberal PM didn't seem too stoked on expression that kind of openness to the world.
Is it not time that Australia release itself from these monarchy and develop its own identity? Whether you agree or not, wouldn't you like the opportunity to out it to referendum again? Wouldn't it be great to see if we too could truly prosper like the US did for so long (until China took over the world of course)? No hope of that as TA is a devoted supporter of the constitutional monarchy.
The most important thing to know is that Tony is a former seminarian and that his outdated Revelations-esque pseudo intellectual rhetoric is not something we need in this countries highest seat. Kevin Rudd is also a Christian, yes this I admit but he doesn't ride it like Reverend George Bush II in to the fray. Separation of Church and State my friends.
